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Didn t do your homework Never fear Use this guidebook of excuses to wheedle your way out of your teach troubles Be warned though, for each, although an infallible reason, can only be used once This silly book starts out simply with a teacher asking her student why he didn t complete his assignment The boy then precedes to list a series of far fetched excuses including an attack from vikings, a variation on the dog ate my homework one, and plenty of other funny ideas Many of the excuses ar Didn t do your homework Never fear Use this guidebook of excuses to wheedle your way out of your teach troubles Be warned though, for each, although an infallible reason, can only be used once This silly book starts out simply with a teacher asking her student why he didn t complete his assignment The boy then precedes to list a series of far fetched excuses including an attack from vikings, a variation on the dog ate my homework one, and plenty of other funny ideas Many of the excuses are beyond reasonable, so the artist plays this attitude up with an expressionistic style Characters and creatures look like they came out of a child s imagination Their strange appearance also suggests that this guidebook was fictionally written by a child No wonder it does the little boy no good Unfortunately for the boy, this teacher did her homework though, having read the same resource the boy did After all this it just goes to show that it is best to do one s homework it s so funny BOY I COULD I HAVE USED THIS BOOK K 12 I Didn t Do My Homework Because opens with the age old question So, why didn t you do your homework Rather than using the classics like my dog ate my homework or the computer crashed, our no homework in hand youngster comes up with some outlandishly funny and imaginative reasons why he could not get his homework done Every page is packed with jumbles and swirls of zaniness and movement The detail in the pictures really stand out in the patterns and faces and animals From monkeys to armadi I Didn t Do My Homework Because opens with the age old question So, why didn t you do your homework Rather than using the classics like my dog ate my homework or the computer crashed, our no homework in hand youngster comes up with some outlandishly funny and imaginative reasons why he could not get his homework done Every page is packed with jumbles and swirls of zaniness and movement The detail in the pictures really stand out in the patterns and faces and animals From monkeys to armadillos This kid tries them all My favorite was I gave my pencils to Robin Hood A fun read that will inspire young readers to spin a few tall tales of their own.Btw The UFO abduction story never works No one ever believed me I can see ways I d use this as a text to inspire writing in my classroom In fact, I did After using this with students, I upped my star rating because of how much they enjoyed it My 7th 8th graders ranked this in their Top Ten of picture books used in the school year when we read aloud a picture book every day When I had them do their own version of this story, they created some of the most fun student writing I ve ever read I can see ways I d use this as a text to inspire writing in my classroom In fact, I did After using this with students, I upped my star rating because of how much they enjoyed it My 7th 8th graders ranked this in their Top Ten of picture books used in the school year when we read aloud a picture book every day When I had them do their own version of this story, they created some of the most fun student writing I ve ever read See, I never had this problem I never gave the teacher absurd reasons for not doing my homework or try to excuse my lack of academic achievement by mentioning alien abductions My mom was a teacher and when you are a teacher s kid, you invariably do your homework Whether you want to or not I liked school so I mostly wanted to Except math but that s a dirty word and I will not mention it henceforth.This little prettily packaged volume gives the desperate underachiever a variety of reasons to See, I never had this problem I never gave the teacher absurd reasons for not doing my homework or try to excuse my lack of academic achievement by mentioning alien abductions My mom was a teacher and when you are a teacher s kid, you invariably do your homework Whether you want to or not I liked school so I mostly wanted to Except math but that s a dirty word and I will not mention it henceforth.This little prettily packaged volume gives the desperate underachiever a variety of reasons to offer his teacher for not doing his homework Admittedly, the reasons are mostly absurd and not very useful in that regard there really should be a volume that gives legitimate excuses that can be used in these cases maybe I ll write one myself someday but the illustrations are bright and the one fun.The ending, though, makes me raise my eyebrows because it doesn t seem to be in tune with the rest of the book and there is a definite sense of the adult there that I found jarring and unwelcome Other than that, I liked this Students rejoice Nodo you need the old line The dog ate my homework This book is stuffed with new and exciting reasons why you didn t do your homework In this book you ll find creative answers for non homework doing Like I didn t do my homework because giant lizards invaded my dog got eaten by another dog rebellious robots lost armadillos and much, muchJust make sure your teacher hasn t read the same book.Opinion As a kid, do I really have to tell you why I like this book Students rejoice Nodo you need the old line The dog ate my homework This book is stuffed with new and exciting reasons why you didn t do your homework In this book you ll find creative answers for non homework doing Like I didn t do my homework because giant lizards invaded my dog got eaten by another dog rebellious robots lost armadillos and much, muchJust make sure your teacher hasn t read the same book.Opinion As a kid, do I really have to tell you why I like this book after the description Okay, I will This book is hilarious Each excuse gets wilder than the next The book is one that all kids can enjoy The illustrations are AWESOME I love the wildness, and I love the kid s hair These are magnificent, the style of them is humorous and well done.Mr Cali and Mr Chaud created a hilarious book together The ending of the book is great let s just say his teacher is on to the boy I recommend this to any child who has forgotten their homework, forgets their homework, or will forget their homework or is just too lazy to do it I don t recommend this to teachers for obvious reasons NOTE I got a free copy of this book in exchange for an honest review From Publishers Weekly Chaud s crabbed pen and ink drawings give a distinctly Gothic sensibility to Cali s The Bear with the Sword sly collection of homework excuses The narrator, a boy dressed in a suit and tie, negotiates with his teacher An airplane full of monkeys landed in our yard, he tries Chaud The Bear s Song draws an army of monkeys invading the boy s study, swinging from the light, mussing his hair, and scattering his papers Elves hid all of my pencils, he offers Things l From Publishers Weekly Chaud s crabbed pen and ink drawings give a distinctly Gothic sensibility to Cali s The Bear with the Sword sly collection of homework excuses The narrator, a boy dressed in a suit and tie, negotiates with his teacher An airplane full of monkeys landed in our yard, he tries Chaud The Bear s Song draws an army of monkeys invading the boy s study, swinging from the light, mussing his hair, and scattering his papers Elves hid all of my pencils, he offers Things look good at first the boy is in his place at his desk, his book open in front of him but closer inspection reveals two giddy elves underneath the desk with pencils sticking out of their ears and noses Giant lizards invaded my neighborhood, the boys says, as a huge alligator holds a school bus in its jaws, and a lizard nabs the boy s homework with its sticky tongue The other 20 or so excuses and their illustrations are equally entertaining Even children who don t yet have homework will long to try out a few of these wild explanations for themselves. A cute compilation of absurd excuses also the illustrations are adorable A cute compilation of absurd excuses also the illustrations are adorable ^DOWNLOAD ⇫ I Didn't Do My Homework Because... ☘ How many excuses are there for not doing homework Let us count the ways Giant lizards invaded the neighborhood Elves hid all the pencils And then there was that problem with carnivorous plants The excuses go on and on, each absurd than the next and escalating to hilarious heights Featuring detail rich illustrations by Benjamin Chaud, this book is guaranteed to amuse kids and their parents, not to mention anyone who has experienced a slacker student moment and isn t that everyone