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Three stars Meaning I don t like it, but don t hate either.This happened to be in the book fair when I was in senior year We were all assigned to buy one and review it It s what I picked.It was kind of fun The advices were hilarious, but at the same time reckless Each girl interviewed in here was head over heels with a vampire They were idiot and desperate Crazy even And insane Hahahaha That s all true Here s one sampleMy vampire boyfriend loves to save me it s one of his biggest Three stars Meaning I don t like it, but don t hate either.This happened to be in the book fair when I was in senior year We were all assigned to buy one and review it It s what I picked.It was kind of fun The advices were hilarious, but at the same time reckless Each girl interviewed in here was head over heels with a vampire They were idiot and desperate Crazy even An [[ EPUB ]] ↵ The Vampire is Just Not That Into You ↡ Are You In Love With A Vampire Are You Worried That You Might Not Be His Blood Type Do You Wonder Whether That Cold Stare Means He Isn T Interested Or If It S Because He S Been Dead For Three Centuries Nothing Personal Have You Tried To Coax Him Out Of His Crypt With A Flash Of Your Neck Or A Near Death Situation That Requires Him To Save You At The Very Last Possible Moment Have You Ever Considered What It Will Be Like To Introduce Him To Your Mother Even Though Your Vampire S Skin Is Transfixingly Translucent, He Can Still Be Very Hard To Read Sometimes He S Simply Holding Back His True Feelings, Resisting The Urge To Bite You In The Chance That One Day You Will Truly Love Him And Other Times Well, He S Just Not That Into YouHow Can You Tell Undead Dating Specialist Vlad Mezrich Has All The Answers, Utilizing Quizzes, Top Ten Lists, Language Analysis, Real Life And Real Death Testimonials, And Fancy Charts To Show You What You Need To Do In Order To Get Your Vampire And Keep Him Forever Once You Go Vamp, You Never Decamp So Let This Eternally Rewarding Book Show You The Way To The Vampire Of Your Dreams I m not ashamed to say I thoroughly enjoyed this humorously satire little book The sarcasm was incredibly refreshing It s nice to come off of a serious, dramatic novel with a light hearted, funny, read in one hour book such as this one. Vlad Mezrich is a pseudonym for a team of Scholastic writers who pooled their satirical talents to create this fun little book David Levithan is the editor The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You parodies dating guides, teen magazine quizzes, and most of all, current tropes in vampire literature Twilight gets the lion s share of Vlad s snark, but there are references to Anne Rice, Bram Stoker, and others as well.Aspiring Bellas and Minas will learn how to tell a vampire from an ordinary goth Vlad Mezrich is a pseudonym for a team of Scholastic writers who pooled their satirical talents to create this fun little book David Levithan is the editor The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You parodies dating guides, teen magazine quizzes, and most of all, current tropes in vampire literature Twilight gets the lion s share of Vlad s snark, but there are references to Anne Rice, Bram Stoker, and others as well.Aspiring Bellas and Minas will learn how to tell a vampire from an ordinary goth or emo boy, how to attract a vampire, how to convince him to make you his immortal beloved, and how to recognize the signs of a relationship gone south In true teen magazine fashion, The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You features advice, quizzes, horoscopes, and testimonial quotes from bloodsucking fiends and the girls who love them These sections are interspersed with notes from a vampire I saw this at Wal Mart and was really looking forward to reading it This book is separated into 3 parts The Vampire is Just Not That Into You has information that will help her decode her relationship with her vampire I loved the color scheme throughout the book and loved reading the quizzes it had It also had testimonials about relationships from the huma Vampire dating advice In this day and age vampires are seen by the masses as boyfriend material rather than oh god kill it with fire And I think that most of us are okay with that But that won t stop us laughing at the fact that a vampire islikely to be interested in your jugular than your affection And that sor less the basis of this book A gentle poke at various vampire novels and modern thinking on such monsters it had me giggling away every page or so at the advice, testim Vampire dating advice In this day and age vampires are seen by the masses as boyfriend material rather than oh god kill it with fire And I think that most of us are okay with that But that won t stop us laughing at the fact that a vampire islikely to be interested in your jugular than your affection And that sor I LOVED this book It is so hilarious, a lovely parody of both He s Just Not Into You and Twilight If you need a quick, good laugh, you should pick this one up One disclaimer though I can t stand Twilight So maybe Twilight fans won t appreciate this as much as I did. How do you tell when a vampire likes you, tips from slayers, what to do an a first date with a vampire, Very entertaining funny The kids at school will love this. Merci Hanae Maintenant jsuis pr te rencontrer Edward ou Damon p not my type of book to read